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fagmobs:

If you ever think it’s acceptable to substitute the word “boy” with “boi” then you’re disgusting and need to get away from me immediately

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Ashley Katchadourian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You, were supposed to be watching the DOOR. YOU WERE SUPPOSED, TO BE WATCHING THE DOOR. ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE ARE ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN? THESE ARE A LITTLE GIRLS ARMS. A LITTLE GIRL WITH DREAMS, WITH LEGS, WITH A HEAD. SHE’S A PENCIL. SHE’S A SWIZZLE-STICK. YOU CAN USE HER AS A POOL NOODLE. AND NOW I’M HOLDING UP HER ARMS. ARMS. I’M HOLDING THEM UP BECAUSE YOU WEREN’T WATCHING THE DOOR. A little girl lost her arms, ASHLEY KATCHADOURIAN. A little girl lost her FUCKING arms. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED while you were in Pearl Harbour? Seeing the FUCKIN’ Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbour here today, OH MY GOD. How could you do this to us? You literally BOMBED us. Like the Japanese you are! And me, I’m Ben Affleck. And I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking little girls arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr, disappointing everybody. LIVE WITH THAT.

(Source: uhamy, via aboywithablog)

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dirudo:

When your friend shares someones nudes with you

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student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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